you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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