Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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