he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
