holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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