Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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