why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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