Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize