3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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