If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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