Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He better not be in your backpack
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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