it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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