How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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