what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
