if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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