I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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