Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(907): View more from Alaska

How are you feeling today?

(330): View more from Ohio

i could've thrown up on command at any point today...

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(407): View more from Florida

I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.

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(760): View more from California

My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?

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(706): View more from Georgia

We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.

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Where's it at?

(706): View more from Georgia

In your pants.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

even the AIR tastes like tequila.

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(314): View more from Missouri

she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.

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(214): View more from Texas

PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life

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