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• (863): View more from Florida

  I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.

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  Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.

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  yet...

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.

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  I honestly don't know what to make of that.

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  A ham sandwich would be nice.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon

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