Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(352): View more from Florida

I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.

(904): View more from Florida

You stay classy.

(352): View more from Florida

The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?

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(478): View more from Georgia

how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.

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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.

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(214): View more from Texas

Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.

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(707): View more from California

Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.

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Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂

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