i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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