i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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