who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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