The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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