haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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