Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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