Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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