why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize