apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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