The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.