She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that