She said her name was "party"
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
50% drunk capacity currently
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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