no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
