Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
