Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
my poor anus
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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