The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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