Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We left the knife in your bed.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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