This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Randomize