you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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