Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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