How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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