Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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