is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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