Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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