At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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