I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I lost the right to judge tonight
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