omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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