Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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