Ambien. No doubt about it.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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