Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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