Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
my liver is dry heaving
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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