Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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