Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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