Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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