he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I have surprise drugs for everyone
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
as a side note pls kill me
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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