Joe is yelling at the trees again.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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