Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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