I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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