I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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