oh good, I think they're gone
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.