Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(517): View more from Michigan

the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.

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(513): View more from Ohio

you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool

(252): View more from North Carolina

Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way

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(205): View more from Alabama

Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back

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(513): View more from Ohio

I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation

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(708): View more from Illinois

She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire

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