Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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