just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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