What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
