Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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